Latest News
Showing posts with label You still here?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label You still here?. Show all posts
Miss Can't get shit right // Ampro gel
Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F]
on
Saturday, July 18, 2009
, under
Abuse of the ears,
From worse to mexican,
You still here?
|
comments (2)
Ummm No thanks...Imma need you to go back and reconsider what you trying to sell boo. You need to stop changing your hair and try to inject more estrogen to make that "voice" sound better (I SAW THAT B.E.T PERFORMANCE!!). There's a reason why I call you Miss.Can'tgetitright.

I dedicate half this post of Ampro Gel and when people use their products for their evil doings!
Candlelight Vigil: Victims of Island Dick Syndrome
Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F]
on
Monday, June 8, 2009
, under
gurl stop,
Is that you somolia?,
oh hell naw,
You still here?
|
comments (2)
Island Dick Destroys LIVES, I'm out to call BET and ask for a telethon to raise funds for treatment and prevention.
IDS seems innocent and normative at first you're getting a sweet person from the islands who treats you well, buys you food, rubs your nasty ass feet, and makes your pussy whistle sweet tunes in the morning. But this toe-curling fun comes with a price.
It takes a turn for the worse....
- Soon you find that your islander is in your pussy more than a tampon, always wanting to be hitting it up even when aunt flow is about to jump in on your life
- Soon you will be carrying a kid in a stroller and in each arm because your ass will be pregnant as soon as your ovaries release the eggs
- "If it hasn't came once it's come twice cut the welfare check thanks" - Your ass wont be able to work because of the screaming kids who you will probably name some island ass name (I see you LaQuanda)
- Once your career goes downhill, so does the rest of your damn senses, you'll start looking like shit, you'll start switching up religions preaching shit and then soon your life will be like Ciara's Fantasy Ride... Shit. (you knew that was coming)

The spokesperson for this deadly syndrome: Lauryn Hill. R.Marley done turn her out bust her open and leave her senseless, but I honestly miss her and her music, but imma need her to get this shit out her system before she comes back
So in the end try not to become a victim of IDS, and Lettuce pray for the ones tho are affected by it. Amen.
I see you DOWNLOW MEN! / Real TALK
Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F]
on
Friday, June 5, 2009
, under
oh hell naw,
You still here?
|
comments (2)
Y'all know about DL central Atlanta, I got more stories about the fuckery that happens there than All my children and Days of our lives combined.
All i got to say is DL men ain't shit neither for a plethora of reasons! and i will demonstrate two for you all summed up in two nice clickable thumbnails!
Let me push aside my fuckery for a hot minute and give some of you ladies some "real talk":
Yes, Downlow men are flat out disgusting and people blame them for many STD infections, but they aren't the sole central issue. The biggest reason for causes of STDs is the lack of a condom and unfaithfulness PERIOD. I see some people say "My man faithful to me no matter what" and two seconds later he boinking another broad unprotected.
Every other day i hear my friends tell other girls "Girl you betta be careful he may be on the DOWNLOW"... What about if he fucking other women? Where is the concern for that? Do women NOT have diseases to?
Lemme give you information some hoodrats don't take into consideration: The thugs you see and some of the ones you date have been to prison and in prison male on male fucking is normative. Some guys who truly aren't gay are forced into having gay sex situations (and remember sex is against the rules hence why no condoms are passed out in prison) and once they get out and back into having sex with women, the same women who stupidly don't use protection- PRESTO! You got high rates of HIV and other STDs.
But instead some of y'all get your nails done, get your hair did, and go "OOO beware the Downlow men". If we aren't honest with ourselves about what the dangers are, how the FUCK can we address the real problems? Don't focus on one area of the problem look at it overall and don't suspect ever damn man you see of being DL cause even the ones you don't suspect may be.
Treat everyone as if they have the most nasty disease you can think of until you can truly believe you can put your life on the line for that hour or two of sexual pleasure (or even less if you got a two minute man) till then WRAP IT THE FUCK UP~
Every other day i hear my friends tell other girls "Girl you betta be careful he may be on the DOWNLOW"... What about if he fucking other women? Where is the concern for that? Do women NOT have diseases to?
Lemme give you information some hoodrats don't take into consideration: The thugs you see and some of the ones you date have been to prison and in prison male on male fucking is normative. Some guys who truly aren't gay are forced into having gay sex situations (and remember sex is against the rules hence why no condoms are passed out in prison) and once they get out and back into having sex with women, the same women who stupidly don't use protection- PRESTO! You got high rates of HIV and other STDs.
But instead some of y'all get your nails done, get your hair did, and go "OOO beware the Downlow men". If we aren't honest with ourselves about what the dangers are, how the FUCK can we address the real problems? Don't focus on one area of the problem look at it overall and don't suspect ever damn man you see of being DL cause even the ones you don't suspect may be.
Treat everyone as if they have the most nasty disease you can think of until you can truly believe you can put your life on the line for that hour or two of sexual pleasure (or even less if you got a two minute man) till then WRAP IT THE FUCK UP~
Da brat must be real happy....
Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F]
on
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
, under
Foxxy love,
Umm okay,
You still here?
|
comments (1)
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MISS HARRIS!
A lot of things have crossed my mind when thinking of Da Brat... Is she a lesbian? Has she ever been with a man? Does she drop the soap on purpose in prison? Yes She's still in prison for busting some waitress's head in with a bottle in Janet Jackson'schild's I mean boyfriend's studio. Prison MUST be heaven for lesbians.. I mean you can make that couscous pop with a bar of soap, hands, or in Da Brat's case fists (you know she one of dem "imma beat that puccy up" type of lesbuns). Da Brat looks like a straight up pussy monster- girls gon have to sleep with they hands between they legs!
But I digress, she getting more action than me. HMPH!
Edit: Whoever e-mailed me to point out her wonk eyes needs to go to HELL!
(Original picture jacked from Sandra Rose)
A lot of things have crossed my mind when thinking of Da Brat... Is she a lesbian? Has she ever been with a man? Does she drop the soap on purpose in prison? Yes She's still in prison for busting some waitress's head in with a bottle in Janet Jackson's
But I digress, she getting more action than me. HMPH!
Edit: Whoever e-mailed me to point out her wonk eyes needs to go to HELL!
(Original picture jacked from Sandra Rose)
Ku Klux Klan is alive and burning
Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F]
on
Saturday, February 21, 2009
, under
clear it all up,
Darkness approaches,
You still here?
|
comments (1)
So there i was drinking Crystal Champagne with bitches tripping all over me but then i woke up from my dream to see this shit in my INBOX...

Klan members gather at a cross 'lighting' in Scottsboro, Alabama
Massa tolds me not to treads on Alabahma waters! lol That picture was taken THIS YEAR SON! Woo i feel for you Americans in Canada if there's a racist not only will the ethnic be beating they asses but their inter racial lovers as well ( I see you night riders!). Damn SHAME, but honestly i wish there were a couple of people they take out -heres the list.
- Khia
- Khia's arieolas
- A certain lesbian blogger LOL! ( I AIN'T SAYING SHIT)
- Lil Mama and her alter ego Lil bow Wow
- Wesley Snipes... (I'm tired of hearing you black as.. and we all know he darker than ebonite)
- SAMWELL!!!!

(y'all 3 readers should suggest some)
Chris Brown gave Rihanna a beat down?
Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F]
on
Monday, February 9, 2009
, under
abreva moment,
Abuse of the ears,
You still here?
|
comments (1)

For some odd reason i got some e-mails/ texts about this fuckery while watching the Grammy and my response is as such... "BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!"
I got tired of this heffa from Umbrella days and she may be pretty but she's rather talentless. Too bad her umbrella doesn't deflect punches, with all those damn STAR tats bitch finally seeing stars BWAHAHAHA.... but seriously kids abuse isn't the answer unless its against Rihanna's herpes. Chris Brown probably threw some Abreva on that bitch. *dies*
Keri Hilson Control ME
Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F]
on
Saturday, January 24, 2009
, under
MESSAGE,
music minute,
You still here?
|
comments (1)
This song sounds like my antics in bed, albeit i don't like being the one "controlled or picked up and put on a wall." But, really and truly i hope... (shit i forgot her name LOL well i'll call her penis head cause she always has penis head shaped haircuts) does well cause I actually liked "Energy" and "Turning me on".
OH NOOOOOOOOO: Swagger Jacking
Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F]
on
Saturday, January 10, 2009
, under
Beyonce,
COLD BLOODED,
fuckery at its best,
GTFO,
gurl stop,
Jesus loves you girl,
nigga stop,
Swagger Jacking,
Tyra game proper,
Umm okay,
wigcrypt stories,
You still here?
|
comments (0)





