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Fuckery of the day

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Monday, May 31, 2010 , under , | comments (5)





So these pictures were taken by MOI while me and a friend were going to wonderland... Too much fuckery to state so let me hear it from the choir!

Candlelight Vigil: Victims of Island Dick Syndrome

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Monday, June 8, 2009 , under , , , | comments (2)



*Tyra Tears*

Island Dick Destroys LIVES, I'm out to call BET and ask for a telethon to raise funds for treatment and prevention.

IDS seems innocent and normative at first you're getting a sweet person from the islands who treats you well, buys you food, rubs your nasty ass feet, and makes your pussy whistle sweet tunes in the morning. But this toe-curling fun comes with a price.

It takes a turn for the worse....
  • Soon you find that your islander is in your pussy more than a tampon, always wanting to be hitting it up even when aunt flow is about to jump in on your life
  • Soon you will be carrying a kid in a stroller and in each arm because your ass will be pregnant as soon as your ovaries release the eggs
  • "If it hasn't came once it's come twice cut the welfare check thanks" - Your ass wont be able to work because of the screaming kids who you will probably name some island ass name (I see you LaQuanda)
  • Once your career goes downhill, so does the rest of your damn senses, you'll start looking like shit, you'll start switching up religions preaching shit and then soon your life will be like Ciara's Fantasy Ride... Shit. (you knew that was coming)


The spokesperson for this deadly syndrome: Lauryn Hill. R.Marley done turn her out bust her open and leave her senseless, but I honestly miss her and her music, but imma need her to get this shit out her system before she comes back

So in the end try not to become a victim of IDS, and Lettuce pray for the ones tho are affected by it. Amen.

OH NOOOOOOOOO: Swagger Jacking

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Saturday, January 10, 2009 , under , , , , , , , , , , , | comments (0)







I seriously hate antbee from The bocks (awesome social network from Crunktastcal) for uploading this fuckery LOL!

Stan Minute: Amy Winehouse

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Saturday, December 13, 2008 , under , , , | comments (0)



Yes, I love me some Amy Winehouse- she revived the whole retro music swag that even Solange tried to rock (but IMO failed miserably). She has the voice of 1000 crackheads that listened to a lot of old school blues music. I loved her CD so much i actually- get this- BOUGHT it (even though it was priced at Wal-mart for 3.99 >>), but any hoo. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER BITCH put down the crack pipe and bellow more crack filled tunes so i can love you some more.



Miss Celie can i ask for your advice on this case?