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Are you Serious Mary? // WHITNEY'S BACK

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Thursday, August 6, 2009 , under , | comments (3)






I know my ass is late on this one but, WHAT THE FUCK MARY! This shit is just corny and low and i will not tolerate it, If I was dumb enough to be with AT&T i would cancel upon seeing the commercial. Like really, then she had to piss on it by adding some t-pain fuckery- not a good look my queen. Imma need you to start suckin' for tracks not for phones.


WHITNEY'S BACK! This song's title is MILLION DOLLAR BABY (click on the rabbit coat on the crackhead above to go to the link) Ya I'm late but once you get off sucking my left nut ill be able to function promptly, so this song is produced by Swizz Beatz and written by his jump-off... actually wait. What the fuck are they? Are they still sneakfuckin' and calling it "recording sessions" or are they openly dating? I totally jacked the .MP3 link from my dear old nigerian buddy Nick head to his site [HERE] FOLKS!

[RANDOM STORY] My homegirl was calling me and she was like "Robert! Robert! The pawn shop didn't take my gold" And I'm like "Umm okay why didn't they?" and she said "I took the gold off my bags-" Which I immediately said "OFF yo bags?!" and the bitch said the "gold" was the gold cat off her baby phat bags.... I need new friends

Photo of the YEAR!!!// Commercial of the year!

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Friday, July 17, 2009 , under , , , | comments (1)



Imma need you to click on that photo and view the fuckery at its best... LMAO He is fierce he is "All day whaddit do" to its fullest. Putting all you bitches to rest I am still laughing at this as i type.

And i present to you a commercial that circulating on Twitter, about natural weave CTFU MUST SEE!


Your Update on National Fuckery

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Friday, July 10, 2009 , under , , , , | comments (1)



(click the pics for larger versions)

[All things Khia]

Need I say more?

[Presidential]

First of all, I Love our president (Yea, I'm Canadian but he's still our president irregardless) but, these pictures look hilarious! I almost pulled a Brandy in regards to driving while looking at them, the other version of "pulling a Brandy" is getting kicked from a label apparently *insert side eye*

[Craigslist]


Busted Tranny Check List
  • Fake ass Carol Brady Wig bought from the Korean market (Check)
  • Pursed lips to show off your peen sucking abilities (Check)
  • Over sized sunglasses while living in the Bronx (Tranny Fail)
[Last but not Least...Candid]

LMAO i thought that white thing in her head was nut from some random ass buster, but clearly she is going for the "Super Saiyan Negro" look.

Woman gets longstroked by a damn dog....*smdh*

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 , under , , | comments (2)



Okay so this woman takes her laptop to the police cause she suspects her boyfriend at the time was downloading child porno....But! Her laptop contained files of her getting that couscous worked over by her DAMN DOG. WOOOF WOOOF BITCH LOL! That is so nasty, If i was the boy friend id be feeling like a hot mess she had to run to an animal to make that couscous pop!


View Original Story over at The smoking Gun

When Keeping it real goes WRONG!!

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Saturday, February 28, 2009 , under , , | comments (2)





"What's Really Hood Bitch?"
*dead*
I DO NOT fuck with bitches cause of the recent advances in technology. I found out that you can reverse look up peoples fucking address through they telephone numbers, and with google maps you can stalk bitches with while avoiding traffic and picking up a knife at your local point of interest (LMBAO).
Anyways some drama occurred in the CRACKBOX at my girl mo's site YKYDAW and I immediately thought of this clip from The great Chappelle. People too damn serious!!!


Ku Klux Klan is alive and burning

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Saturday, February 21, 2009 , under , , | comments (1)



So there i was drinking Crystal Champagne with bitches tripping all over me but then i woke up from my dream to see this shit in my INBOX...


Klan members gather at a cross 'lighting' in Scottsboro, Alabama
Massa tolds me not to treads on Alabahma waters! lol That picture was taken THIS YEAR SON! Woo i feel for you Americans in Canada if there's a racist not only will the ethnic be beating they asses but their inter racial lovers as well ( I see you night riders!). Damn SHAME, but honestly i wish there were a couple of people they take out -heres the list.

  • Khia
  • Khia's arieolas
  • A certain lesbian blogger LOL! ( I AIN'T SAYING SHIT)
  • Lil Mama and her alter ego Lil bow Wow
  • Wesley Snipes... (I'm tired of hearing you black as.. and we all know he darker than ebonite)
  • SAMWELL!!!!

(y'all 3 readers should suggest some)

Tranny Models Surplus

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 , under , , , , | comments (2)



So there i was getting up this morning doing my prayers like i always do (Woo i can feel Lucifer breathing on my neck as i typed that ish) when i see THIS IN MY GOD DAMN INBOX.




W.T.F Is This busted ass tranny doing modeling? He got variants of the same WIG [I SEE YOU SKU DARK BROWN(#2), and DARK AUBURN(#33)]. I ain't mad at him though you go on feel sexy while trying to fool bitches with that lil pink crystal. The Raw emotion in his face disturbs my soul something FIERCE.
*drops mic and exits stage left*

The red birds are dead birds (CARDINALS SUCK!!!)

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Monday, February 2, 2009 , under , , | comments (0)



All i Gotta say is something i typed out @ Fresh's site.

Everybody let's calmly sit down and give grace upon the food before us... Anyone want KFC- Kentucky fried Cardinal cause THEY LOST BWHAHHAHAHAHAH Trifling bitches drink up in our win *sprays ciroc all over you bitches*
Thisshitrighthere
Amen


NSFW Stan for KHIA (po thang... bless her heart)

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Thursday, January 1, 2009 , under , , , , | comments (0)




Pledge Allegiance TO DEM NIPPLES BITCH!!
No Organic piece of dirt BRINGS IT LIKE THE QUEEN KHIA

Yea you know that "My Neck, My Back" girl- she singing about all that sexual shit cause she ain't getting no dick except the one that runs on d batteries.

Every time i see her i wanna Break her Neck, her back and put my boots up her damn crack- she looks and sounds like a minstrel show :(


(watches as all his 5 readers shake they damn heads)


OKAY LAST POST of this year!!!!

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Sunday, December 28, 2008 , under , , | comments (0)




REALLY? Like seriously he has his pinky finger out.... the pursed lips while sucking on a long straw (practice for something bigger i guess?) dem sheila E inspired/ ear lobe bedazzler earrings... I can't. Is this a hot look Jehovah's witness? And stop ringing my doorbell asking if i heard the good news!

I’m a a diva...I’m a I’m a a diva

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 , under , , , , | comments (1)







-If you ain't getting money then you ain't got nothing for me-
PREACH GIRL

Watch as hoodrats do this "diva dance" in clubs in 3...2...1

(On a side note did you see Kelly Rowland in the trunk she was in the shot next to TBOZ and her bankruptcy claim)

Halo



Why putting a man that's better looking than the man your married to in a video is beyond me.

Clear it all out

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Monday, December 15, 2008 , under , , , | comments (0)






"When asked about his perspective on social issues--gay marriage, abortion--Prince tapped his Bible and said, "God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, 'Enough.' "



All i have to say about this is that this guy had to be tooting his booty up in the air with his butt out jeans.