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Candlelight Vigil: Victims of Island Dick Syndrome
Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F]
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Monday, June 8, 2009
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gurl stop,
Is that you somolia?,
oh hell naw,
You still here?
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Island Dick Destroys LIVES, I'm out to call BET and ask for a telethon to raise funds for treatment and prevention.
IDS seems innocent and normative at first you're getting a sweet person from the islands who treats you well, buys you food, rubs your nasty ass feet, and makes your pussy whistle sweet tunes in the morning. But this toe-curling fun comes with a price.
It takes a turn for the worse....
- Soon you find that your islander is in your pussy more than a tampon, always wanting to be hitting it up even when aunt flow is about to jump in on your life
- Soon you will be carrying a kid in a stroller and in each arm because your ass will be pregnant as soon as your ovaries release the eggs
- "If it hasn't came once it's come twice cut the welfare check thanks" - Your ass wont be able to work because of the screaming kids who you will probably name some island ass name (I see you LaQuanda)
- Once your career goes downhill, so does the rest of your damn senses, you'll start looking like shit, you'll start switching up religions preaching shit and then soon your life will be like Ciara's Fantasy Ride... Shit. (you knew that was coming)

The spokesperson for this deadly syndrome: Lauryn Hill. R.Marley done turn her out bust her open and leave her senseless, but I honestly miss her and her music, but imma need her to get this shit out her system before she comes back
So in the end try not to become a victim of IDS, and Lettuce pray for the ones tho are affected by it. Amen.
I see you DOWNLOW MEN! / Real TALK
Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F]
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Friday, June 5, 2009
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oh hell naw,
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Y'all know about DL central Atlanta, I got more stories about the fuckery that happens there than All my children and Days of our lives combined.
All i got to say is DL men ain't shit neither for a plethora of reasons! and i will demonstrate two for you all summed up in two nice clickable thumbnails!
Let me push aside my fuckery for a hot minute and give some of you ladies some "real talk":
Yes, Downlow men are flat out disgusting and people blame them for many STD infections, but they aren't the sole central issue. The biggest reason for causes of STDs is the lack of a condom and unfaithfulness PERIOD. I see some people say "My man faithful to me no matter what" and two seconds later he boinking another broad unprotected.
Every other day i hear my friends tell other girls "Girl you betta be careful he may be on the DOWNLOW"... What about if he fucking other women? Where is the concern for that? Do women NOT have diseases to?
Lemme give you information some hoodrats don't take into consideration: The thugs you see and some of the ones you date have been to prison and in prison male on male fucking is normative. Some guys who truly aren't gay are forced into having gay sex situations (and remember sex is against the rules hence why no condoms are passed out in prison) and once they get out and back into having sex with women, the same women who stupidly don't use protection- PRESTO! You got high rates of HIV and other STDs.
But instead some of y'all get your nails done, get your hair did, and go "OOO beware the Downlow men". If we aren't honest with ourselves about what the dangers are, how the FUCK can we address the real problems? Don't focus on one area of the problem look at it overall and don't suspect ever damn man you see of being DL cause even the ones you don't suspect may be.
Treat everyone as if they have the most nasty disease you can think of until you can truly believe you can put your life on the line for that hour or two of sexual pleasure (or even less if you got a two minute man) till then WRAP IT THE FUCK UP~
Every other day i hear my friends tell other girls "Girl you betta be careful he may be on the DOWNLOW"... What about if he fucking other women? Where is the concern for that? Do women NOT have diseases to?
Lemme give you information some hoodrats don't take into consideration: The thugs you see and some of the ones you date have been to prison and in prison male on male fucking is normative. Some guys who truly aren't gay are forced into having gay sex situations (and remember sex is against the rules hence why no condoms are passed out in prison) and once they get out and back into having sex with women, the same women who stupidly don't use protection- PRESTO! You got high rates of HIV and other STDs.
But instead some of y'all get your nails done, get your hair did, and go "OOO beware the Downlow men". If we aren't honest with ourselves about what the dangers are, how the FUCK can we address the real problems? Don't focus on one area of the problem look at it overall and don't suspect ever damn man you see of being DL cause even the ones you don't suspect may be.
Treat everyone as if they have the most nasty disease you can think of until you can truly believe you can put your life on the line for that hour or two of sexual pleasure (or even less if you got a two minute man) till then WRAP IT THE FUCK UP~
Youtube: Clip of the day
Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F]
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Friday, January 23, 2009
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From worse to mexican,
oh hell naw,
Youtube ain't shit
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"No one No one No oneeeee Can suck that peen like i can sureelllyy dooo" (sanging voice)
Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F]
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Sunday, December 28, 2008
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GTFO,
I ride that like seabiscuit,
it ain't running away hun,
like woah,
nice look gurl,
oh hell naw
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Isaiah washington that you?
Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F]
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Thursday, December 18, 2008
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booty tooter alert,
fuckery at its best,
is that you?,
oh hell naw
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LAWD- I can't my friend forwarded these pictures to me from crunktastical and for some reason I'm completely flabbergasted about this bitch. Why his eyes so red/milky? Why does he have razor bumps and still think he sexy wexy with a lace front? Why can't he just pick a damn spot to paint on his mole an get done with it? Honestly why is his hair game more proper then some of these girls i see running up and down in the malls... I ain't even gonna continue with this shit LOL my ass is still laughing. I'm angry he took the time to put those "curls" and the end of his eyes *SMDH* Mr. Washington please get your cousin.

