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Downlow Coonery

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Saturday, November 7, 2009 , under | comments (1)




I think y'all may have seen this but this is a little commercial for a movie some guy made about the "10 signs of a downlow man." Please watch and laugh out your ass at the Nollywood level of acting.





Riddle Me This....

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Wednesday, October 14, 2009 , under , , | comments (1)





Why is Wyclef looking at Akon's ebonite rod? How the fuck did it get to this point during their African concert?

Toronto- You ain't shit sometimes

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Friday, September 25, 2009 , under , , , | comments (2)




Someone sent me an e-mail saying how this site should be changed from "shit'n on you hoes daily" to "shit'n on you hoes bi yearly" and to that i say a big FUCK YOU. Bitch i got school, bills to pay, and toes to go suck on for that paper (no cornholio). Anyways, onto the fuckery!

My friend was talking to me about a party that happens once a year in toronto called "Big Primpin." So after I the effects of my acai berry washout (product endorsement please), I go wearing my Supras with my dollarama socks and my H&M (on sale) looking all "imma bag me a rich one tonight"ish. These are the things that greeted me...


And the irrelevant walk the Earth...

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Wednesday, August 26, 2009 , under , , , | comments (2)




Is it a bird? Is it a Plane? NO! It's Super Chokesondik to the rescue saving nutbuckethoes one spread eagle picture at a time. Not like you care, but apparently "singer" Cassie still has a model career, girl pretty but we must ban her from all audio devices. You remember that B.E.T fiasco poor girl hasn't recovered- how she still make money? We all know Diddy don't pay that much to get some strap-on thunda from this poor confused little girl.
(love don't pay the bills, but apparantly pierced couscous does!)

So why am I posting about her? Easy! Because I ain't got shit to do apparently lmao, and since the AMPRO GEL ad deal fell out they can stylize my left nut's pubic hair. Anyways, head [HERE] to view the rest of thursstayy broad's photoshoot.

This sh*t right here: Random sh*t edition

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Sunday, August 23, 2009 , under , | comments (1)



yea i've been missing but you'd be missing too if your neighbor up and put a password on his usually unprotected wifi, checked my e-mail and a fellow Torontonian sent me this fuckery in all senses of random.


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