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Showing posts with label Hoe sit down. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hoe sit down. Show all posts

Bad Bitch: Asian Edition [NSFW]

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Sunday, August 16, 2009 , under , , | comments (3)






Bai Ling is a bad bitch- literally- her nipples look like spoiled sausages. I just looked at them bitches for a good 40 minutes figuring out if I should be going to hell for laughing at a tumor victim, poor girl just unfortunate- how dreadful. How the hell does she get movie roles? I just can't comprehend her pussy must be made from the finest general tso's chicken China could prepare cause she's just terrible. Terrorists use her nipples to poke P.O.Ws to death; Children in Nigeria could lick them for days and still find a brand new undiscovered area. I remember when she stole some magazines and a package of batteries (for her tentacle dildo I bet) and got caught, damn shame. It’s like the bitch is trying to escape out of Tiananmen Square and her nipple got a head start.


Tranny Models Surplus

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 , under , , , , | comments (2)



So there i was getting up this morning doing my prayers like i always do (Woo i can feel Lucifer breathing on my neck as i typed that ish) when i see THIS IN MY GOD DAMN INBOX.




W.T.F Is This busted ass tranny doing modeling? He got variants of the same WIG [I SEE YOU SKU DARK BROWN(#2), and DARK AUBURN(#33)]. I ain't mad at him though you go on feel sexy while trying to fool bitches with that lil pink crystal. The Raw emotion in his face disturbs my soul something FIERCE.
*drops mic and exits stage left*

Jump offs need to stay in their lane

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Saturday, January 10, 2009 , under , , | comments (1)




I know some of y'all know about the drama between Notorious B.I.G , his wife, and his many jump offs. First of all KIM needs to find a version of her face to love moreover have the time to hate the (I BET CRAPPY) movie, she's just mad miss swan from MADTV didn't play her. I'm sorry i can't listen to someone who does not even love any part of their body moreover themselves.




FAITH handled the situation in a civilized ho manner she knew she was on the same level of his jump offs and was already banging in her new hubby when he died. She's one of those hos that get easily preggo every damn man she spread her legs for she later has to spread her legs again to pop a kid out. I sadly failed ho-ology 101 but maybe she knew that a kid means $$$?

Charlie Baltimore was supposedly his number one jump off (maybe her pu$$y was the shit) and you don't see her as making no fits cause she KNEW her lane.

So to sum it all up Hoes and Jump offs...STAY IN YOUR DAMN LANE once that person nuts on your damn body exit stage left please and shut the fuck up, no one wants to put a ring on it nor have no kids (on purpose). So don't say this "love" shit or start drama just get that nut and leave- easy peazy lemon squeezy