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Showing posts with label aliens walk among us. Show all posts

Toronto- You ain't shit sometimes

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Friday, September 25, 2009 , under , , , | comments (2)




Someone sent me an e-mail saying how this site should be changed from "shit'n on you hoes daily" to "shit'n on you hoes bi yearly" and to that i say a big FUCK YOU. Bitch i got school, bills to pay, and toes to go suck on for that paper (no cornholio). Anyways, onto the fuckery!

My friend was talking to me about a party that happens once a year in toronto called "Big Primpin." So after I the effects of my acai berry washout (product endorsement please), I go wearing my Supras with my dollarama socks and my H&M (on sale) looking all "imma bag me a rich one tonight"ish. These are the things that greeted me...


Bad Bitch: Asian Edition [NSFW]

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Sunday, August 16, 2009 , under , , | comments (3)






Bai Ling is a bad bitch- literally- her nipples look like spoiled sausages. I just looked at them bitches for a good 40 minutes figuring out if I should be going to hell for laughing at a tumor victim, poor girl just unfortunate- how dreadful. How the hell does she get movie roles? I just can't comprehend her pussy must be made from the finest general tso's chicken China could prepare cause she's just terrible. Terrorists use her nipples to poke P.O.Ws to death; Children in Nigeria could lick them for days and still find a brand new undiscovered area. I remember when she stole some magazines and a package of batteries (for her tentacle dildo I bet) and got caught, damn shame. It’s like the bitch is trying to escape out of Tiananmen Square and her nipple got a head start.


The creature that lives under North Carolina

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Thursday, July 2, 2009 , under , | comments (1)







Ewww when i saw that video i was like what the fuck this had to be where Ciara was created, or at the very least what happen when everyone flushed their Fantasy Ride albums down the toilet where it belongs, but really all this is is a bunch of nasty ass annelid worms that coil together in the lack of soil. I know you must be disappointed this isn't what you expected to come out of Tiny's swollen body, but it is what it is. I however expected this to be what Wesley snipes facial cloth looks like after he washed his face.

And Jesus wept...

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Monday, December 15, 2008 , under , , , , | comments (1)





Why the long face, baby?

For some reason every time i see Neyo's sister (Nikki Smith) i think of that old guy from The Halloween Tree (Moundshroud).



Why her chin look so sharp, like it could stab right through a bitch that gives her a dirty look. See if i was her my ass would pop on a religion that makes me wear one of those head scarves things to trick myself into someones arms. Like straight up whats wrong with her face- don't give me shit about we''re all made in the lord's image HELL NO I KNOW i ain't no model, but he doesn't want any part of this. This has to be the funniest looking bitch I've ever seen in my life!
I know I'm going straight to hell but i had to let this outta my soul- but seriously she can't be human.... is this some father fucking horse deal shit i can't. And Why is she holding them little tater tots, don't get her near my dog he'll howl at her damn face- moon faced heffa. Okay i seriously need to stop. Someone in her family must have some looks....



Lord... I can't say nothing more.