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Showing posts with label BLASPHEMY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BLASPHEMY. Show all posts

Toronto- You ain't shit sometimes

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Friday, September 25, 2009 , under , , , | comments (2)




Someone sent me an e-mail saying how this site should be changed from "shit'n on you hoes daily" to "shit'n on you hoes bi yearly" and to that i say a big FUCK YOU. Bitch i got school, bills to pay, and toes to go suck on for that paper (no cornholio). Anyways, onto the fuckery!

My friend was talking to me about a party that happens once a year in toronto called "Big Primpin." So after I the effects of my acai berry washout (product endorsement please), I go wearing my Supras with my dollarama socks and my H&M (on sale) looking all "imma bag me a rich one tonight"ish. These are the things that greeted me...


Another Spectacular Parody (CTFU)

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 , under , | comments (3)








WOAH NOOOO... Why did he go off with the poor aunt Jemima maple syrup... and he had to be so extra and put that salami stunt in there huh? uh uh uh! I SEE YOU CHAD!! and [Marissa] You aint shit for sending me this.. You need to fall back!

Crackhead's 10 Commandments

Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 , under | comments (2)




1) Thou shalt not covet thy fellow crackheads crumbs.
2) Thou Shalt not steal from thy carpet tweekers "findings" (Ramen noodles, popcorn,paint chips,etc.) SUCK MY DICK BITCH
3) Thou Shalt not stress
4) Thou Shalt not tell a crack lie
5) Thou Shalt not pretend to be horny.
6) Thou Shalt not "test" thy carpet "findings" on thy neighbors pipe.
7) Thou Shalt not steal (or switch) thy neighbors brillo.
8) Thou Shalt not be paranoid by crack illusions.
9) Thou Shalt not peek through any peepholes
10) And last but not least ... Stop hating and start appreciating and next time you see me. Start Compensating!

ALRIGHTY THEN! I just have one question to ask WHO IS RESPONSIBLE!? I don't know any crackheads but i keep side eyeing my one friend she snorts A LOT and every time we go out and i give her change to buy something she never giving the change back.... Imma be on her like matlock from now on.