Bad Bitch: Asian Edition [NSFW]
Sunday, August 16, 2009
, Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] at 4:32 AM
Bai Ling is a bad bitch- literally- her nipples look like spoiled sausages. I just looked at them bitches for a good 40 minutes figuring out if I should be going to hell for laughing at a tumor victim, poor girl just unfortunate- how dreadful. How the hell does she get movie roles? I just can't comprehend her pussy must be made from the finest general tso's chicken China could prepare cause she's just terrible. Terrorists use her nipples to poke P.O.Ws to death; Children in Nigeria could lick them for days and still find a brand new undiscovered area. I remember when she stole some magazines and a package of batteries (for her tentacle dildo I bet) and got caught, damn shame. It’s like the bitch is trying to escape out of Tiananmen Square and her nipple got a head start.
Ew! If my nipples looked like that they would NEVER accidentally be seen.
How does that happen? Too many nights with clamps or something?
ugh...i just want to bit them! llllllmmmaaaooo- (don't judge me)
*OMG* my faces mirrors that of the photog guy with the beard *GASP* like that man said on Jerry the other night, "please dont show your chest any more because your nipple looks like is has swine flu"