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Crackhead's 10 Commandments

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 , Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] at 11:41 AM


1) Thou shalt not covet thy fellow crackheads crumbs.
2) Thou Shalt not steal from thy carpet tweekers "findings" (Ramen noodles, popcorn,paint chips,etc.) SUCK MY DICK BITCH
3) Thou Shalt not stress
4) Thou Shalt not tell a crack lie
5) Thou Shalt not pretend to be horny.
6) Thou Shalt not "test" thy carpet "findings" on thy neighbors pipe.
7) Thou Shalt not steal (or switch) thy neighbors brillo.
8) Thou Shalt not be paranoid by crack illusions.
9) Thou Shalt not peek through any peepholes
10) And last but not least ... Stop hating and start appreciating and next time you see me. Start Compensating!

ALRIGHTY THEN! I just have one question to ask WHO IS RESPONSIBLE!? I don't know any crackheads but i keep side eyeing my one friend she snorts A LOT and every time we go out and i give her change to buy something she never giving the change back.... Imma be on her like matlock from now on.

Currently have 2 comments:

  1. crack head commandments?

    hmmmm with all the stereotypes I know about crack heads I don't think any of them will follow these rules! lmao

  1. Laur says:

    lmao.

    thats too great.