This shit right here... Literally in india
Sunday, June 28, 2009
, Posted by Rob [Vice President of G.A.F] at 6:38 AM
My best friend is visiting India and she told me how her ass almost fainted when she saw the toilet, or lack there of. She sent me e-mails and i could detect the e-tears cause she said it's just a friggin hole in the ground and they don't even provide tissue. GOT DAYUM! You have to squat and Ciara defecate into a HOLE (no r-kelly), only time North Americans squat is when they are about to land on a peen.
Please click the pictures to see the toilet and INSTRUCTIONS (I'm sorry but if i need instructions on how to use a toilet i simply ain't shitting)
Um, I'm sorry but i need a toilet seat, toilet paper, and an Enya CD to get my bowel going (Stop playing around you know Enya's cd loosens up your bowels, it's instant BM on a damn audio format)
OMG She is a gansta! You hear me!!! I would have ran to the airport booty clinched trying to get a flight out of there.
OMG, you can sit relaxed either. Damn shame
*blink blink*
I can't. And why did this take me back to the scene in "Slumdog Millionaire" with the outhouses on platforms when the little boy's brother locked him in?
Oh and "Hum a tune as you let go"?!
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It is the same in Japan at all public places. Many of the bathrooms would have 1 stall with a regular American style toilet. I would have to take off all of my clothes from my bottom half-to make sure I didnt pee on them! LOL I dont know how those Japanese women did it.
I rather go to the woods that "drop and give it 50" on this contraption. it just doesn't seem sanitary-