Personal Edition: Vintage Hater
So I haven't been updating recently (boo fucking hoo) but I was searching through my mother’s attic- and yes black people got attics- and I found the treasure trove of fuckery. Apart from the wigs and big ass bras I found pictures of some chubby cheesy looking kid. Then I proceeded to spit out my grape kool-aid when I discovered this corny mother fucker was me. I was about to burn the pictures to throw away any evidence of this crime against all I stand for *side eye*, but a change of heart made me scan them and put myself on a self embarrassment trip. So enjoy y'all vintage ROB- till I find shit post worthy. Yes, I was at Jamaica and yes I was young and naive, but i need someone to explain why I had that damn knife.
Introducing Vogue Evolution
Happy Fathers Day!!!

Unlike y'all with great fathers mine is a selfish ass he-bitch, so i spoiled my mother today as she played the role of both mother and father. Today is not without fuckery though! I present you with what appears to be Keyshia Cole's grandmother?! You tell me.
Twitter!
Yes I got on twitter but in Canada it hasn't taken off yet so i'll just stalk some of y'all asses till my friends jump on the bandwagon. Here is My Twitter, Follow me and i'll follow you OR I'll just stalk ya by you sending me your twitter. Let the e-fuckery begin!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS (and happy new year if my lazy ass don't get to posting)
My ass is kicking back with the love (s) of my life and of course family to enjoy the holiday festivities. So Merry Christmas, Crazy Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Merry Goat f*cking lawd knows what ya'll celebrate. But, we all know ONE THING! Those damn Jehovah's Witnesses ain't getting shit no wonder they so damn bitter.
HAHAHA COOLLLLDDDD BLOODDEDDDD
So to all my Three awesome readers Happy holidays
and may your holidays be filled with Joy!
XOXOXOXO (only thing you getting from me for free...Actually fuck that give me $5)
Love Rob!


