This sh*t right here - Shit'n on you hoes SEMI-ANNUALLY!

Fuckery of the day

2010-05-31T16:40:00.003-04:00

So these pictures were taken by MOI while me and a friend were going to wonderland... Too much fuckery to state so let me hear it from the choir!

Beyonce's Why don't you love me

2010-05-05T17:10:00.004-04:00

"Why Don't You Love Me" - Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo.

Y'all know how much i stan for Beyonce, every time i look at her i see why bitches hating (the day Geisha starts hating on her is the day i turn my back on that Thee-Ho-Five). So see my queen dust off her grammys, look sexy, and bring that inner passion we all drool over. On a side note did anyone else side-eye her when she said "Smart" ... *insert beyonce Umm here*

gay men fighting at a welfare clinic.... Wait

2010-03-26T15:59:00.001-04:00

Can you help me spot any non blacks....? damn

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

2010-03-03T22:27:00.003-05:00

Ever walk down the street and just look at someone and wanna scream "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!" My friend (who i jacked this saying from) Momo and I do this constantly. SO 2 people send me these images and I immediately wanna drop kick not only the persons in them but the people who send me this shit.

The internet is fuckery in it's purest form

2010-01-30T22:09:00.006-05:00

So i took a break from my schooling (3.88 GP y'all! It's funny cause by reading my sentence structures you'd think I'm borderline retarded). And i got an E-mail containing a couple of pictures...

Poor girl just got a lot on her mind.... woo. Know what my mama says "Smile through whatever even if you can Avatar in full 3D on your forehead".... Or something like that.

That's just racist!...

Toronto's version of "precious"

2009-12-27T01:46:00.002-05:00

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Go on girl you get you a piece... Why the tiara though. Merry Christmas, Crazy Kwanzaa and a Happy Hanukkah to all of you. May you have a great new year :)

Downlow Coonery

2009-11-07T17:19:00.004-05:00

I think y'all may have seen this but this is a little commercial for a movie some guy made about the "10 signs of a downlow man." Please watch and laugh out your ass at the Nollywood level of acting.

Riddle Me This....

2009-10-14T17:26:00.002-04:00

Why is Wyclef looking at Akon's ebonite rod? How the fuck did it get to this point during their African concert?

Toronto- You ain't shit sometimes

2009-09-25T16:18:00.012-04:00

Someone sent me an e-mail saying how this site should be changed from "shit'n on you hoes daily" to "shit'n on you hoes bi yearly" and to that i say a big FUCK YOU. Bitch i got school, bills to pay, and toes to go suck on for that paper (no cornholio). Anyways, onto the fuckery!

My friend was talking to me about a party that happens once a year in toronto called "Big Primpin." So after I the effects of my acai berry washout (product endorsement please), I go wearing my Supras with my dollarama socks and my H&M (on sale) looking all "imma bag me a rich one tonight"ish. These are the things that greeted me...

And the irrelevant walk the Earth...

2009-08-26T03:17:00.006-04:00

Is it a bird? Is it a Plane? NO! It's Super Chokesondik to the rescue saving nutbuckethoes one spread eagle picture at a time. Not like you care, but apparently "singer" Cassie still has a model career, girl pretty but we must ban her from all audio devices. You remember that B.E.T fiasco poor girl hasn't recovered- how she still make money? We all know Diddy don't pay that much to get some strap-on thunda from this poor confused little girl.

(love don't pay the bills, but apparantly pierced couscous does!)

So why am I posting about her? Easy! Because I ain't got shit to do apparently lmao, and since the AMPRO GEL ad deal fell out they can stylize my left nut's pubic hair. Anyways, head [HERE] to view the rest of thursstayy broad's photoshoot.

This sht right here: Random sht edition

2009-08-23T02:51:00.005-04:00

yea i've been missing but you'd be missing too if your neighbor up and put a password on his usually unprotected wifi, checked my e-mail and a fellow Torontonian sent me this fuckery in all senses of random.

*blink *blink*

Bad Bitch: Asian Edition [NSFW]

2009-08-16T04:32:00.011-04:00

Bai Ling is a bad bitch- literally- her nipples look like spoiled sausages. I just looked at them bitches for a good 40 minutes figuring out if I should be going to hell for laughing at a tumor victim, poor girl just unfortunate- how dreadful. How the hell does she get movie roles? I just can't comprehend her pussy must be made from the finest general tso's chicken China could prepare cause she's just terrible. Terrorists use her nipples to poke P.O.Ws to death; Children in Nigeria could lick them for days and still find a brand new undiscovered area. I remember when she stole some magazines and a package of batteries (for her tentacle dildo I bet) and got caught, damn shame. It’s like the bitch is trying to escape out of Tiananmen Square and her nipple got a head start.

Personal Edition: Vintage Hater

2009-08-12T15:51:00.006-04:00

So I haven't been updating recently (boo fucking hoo) but I was searching through my mother’s attic- and yes black people got attics- and I found the treasure trove of fuckery. Apart from the wigs and big ass bras I found pictures of some chubby cheesy looking kid. Then I proceeded to spit out my grape kool-aid when I discovered this corny mother fucker was me. I was about to burn the pictures to throw away any evidence of this crime against all I stand for *side eye*, but a change of heart made me scan them and put myself on a self embarrassment trip. So enjoy y'all vintage ROB- till I find shit post worthy. Yes, I was at Jamaica and yes I was young and naive, but i need someone to explain why I had that damn knife.

Are you Serious Mary? // WHITNEY'S BACK

2009-08-06T23:46:00.006-04:00

I know my ass is late on this one but, WHAT THE FUCK MARY! This shit is just corny and low and i will not tolerate it, If I was dumb enough to be with AT&T i would cancel upon seeing the commercial. Like really, then she had to piss on it by adding some t-pain fuckery- not a good look my queen. Imma need you to start suckin' for tracks not for phones.

WHITNEY'S BACK! This song's title is MILLION DOLLAR BABY (click on the rabbit coat on the crackhead above to go to the link) Ya I'm late but once you get off sucking my left nut ill be able to function promptly, so this song is produced by Swizz Beatz and written by his jump-off... actually wait. What the fuck are they? Are they still sneakfuckin' and calling it "recording sessions" or are they openly dating? I totally jacked the .MP3 link from my dear old nigerian buddy Nick head to his site [HERE] FOLKS!

[RANDOM STORY] My homegirl was calling me and she was like "Robert! Robert! The pawn shop didn't take my gold" And I'm like "Umm okay why didn't they?" and she said "I took the gold off my bags-" Which I immediately said "OFF yo bags?!" and the bitch said the "gold" was the gold cat off her baby phat bags.... I need new friends

Introducing Vogue Evolution

2009-07-31T21:48:00.003-04:00

The first openly gay dancing crew to hit up Americans Best dance crew, and they come from NEW YORK! I remember watching Lion King and thinking "ATL and New York is like pride rock, everything the light touches is gay," I'm keeping an eye on the chubby one he looks like he could pop lock and dip that texturizer in his head quicker than he drops legs.

The tranny (LEYOMI MIZRAHI) is THAT BITCH you all see in ballroom youtube videos, she will probably the third famous tranny on television first being the boy from America's Next Top Model, and second being Wendy Williams. I still can't believe they are putting ["vouging"] into this, but at least Randy Jackson got something in common with these dancers. Randy Jackson has eaten more fruits than pacman and ms.pacman combined, I don't care what people say. Let's wish them good luck, yes?

Beyonce a devil worshiper?

2009-07-29T19:14:00.003-04:00

Disclaimer: I'm a Beyonce Stan so... I wrote this with tears in my eyes and Ramen Noodles in my mouth.

At first like a cloud over a desert I refused to participate discussing this topic but after some research this shit gets retardedly serious-the hand gestures (in-particular the pyramid over the left eye) Beyonce and Jay-Z make signify devil worship (the illuminati). Remember on the American bill there is a pyramid with eye, which these crazy ass people link to the devil because "money is the root of all evil." People are showing their stupidity I'm religious but lawd for example I quote this dumb broad:

Beyonce should save [her] soul. Her Momma and Daddy pimped her bigtime to Satan. JZ just took up where they left off. I hope no children are born to the curse. And, anyone you see now, esp. Black, with big dough isserving Satan also. Those are the rules of the game. If you want what I've got, then do what I do, says the Devil. Ask Puff, 2Pac, Aliyah, Left eye, Biggie...ask them what oaths they have to take and watch their expressions..not what comes out of their mouths but the shock of being exposed. Pray that they will repent and all the lost souls idolizing them. And, then get money the honest way, not by hallucinations.

Wow... This isn't even funny only thing I could link the great Beyonce and Lucifer to are lace fronts... That shit has to be Satan's power over the black community. Let's see lace fronts arehot (as hell), expensive (money is evil no?), make you look like sin (all of them combined),Fake (r than Ciara's Talent), and ethnic self-hatred (hatred of your race cause why else would you wear one?).

Anyway, So some heffer compared Beyonce's "get me boded" to satanism in the video below. So apparently "bodied" is some creole magical pot fuckery meaning sacrificed? Chile please I watched the whole thing while laughing cause i refuse to assimilate this redundant evil. Life without Beyonce is like life with Tiny and Toya, it's unnecessary and I don't understand why people would tolerate it.

Riddle me this...

2009-07-24T01:21:00.004-04:00

[Click for larger version] I need Jesus to drive the car and sell it to Lazarus cause I'm hella confused. What's going on and why the the guy in the middle have an ever so sweet curl? I blame Ampro gel :(

Amprogel + Hairshow= Death

2009-07-23T01:02:00.003-04:00

Before i continue typing yes that's a fucking peacock fashioned out of less than premium yaki. Y'all know who ampro gel is, remember when you used to slick back those loose baby hairs with their brown gel? Well they endorse hairshows and y'all know what happens when black people with creative minds get tools. I've been to numerous hairshows myself and each time a piece of me dies with the ending of the show. One time in Toronto i saw a ferris wheel one... a ferris wheel. Part of me wished the mechanism spinning would catch the yaki on fire, but anyways here's the video (speed to 2:36 to see the damn peacock).

Miss Can't get shit right // Ampro gel

2009-07-18T21:46:00.011-04:00

Ummm No thanks...Imma need you to go back and reconsider what you trying to sell boo. You need to stop changing your hair and try to inject more estrogen to make that "voice" sound better (I SAW THAT B.E.T PERFORMANCE!!). There's a reason why I call you Miss.Can'tgetitright.

I dedicate half this post of Ampro Gel and when people use their products for their evil doings!

How the fuck you gon sport a beard with that hair cut? is that even a beard look like he grabbed a marker and went crazy... that smile look like it's robbing houses, doing the Tipsy swirl and throwing glittah all over you bitches.

*sigh* I'd be bowing my head in shame too...

Umm Okay...?

2009-07-17T22:46:00.006-04:00

So Ebony Magazine predicted how Michael Jackson (Rest in Peace :( ) would look like in the year 2000 way back when in 1985.... Let's just say... actually lets not say anything...

I'm angry that's how Janet Jackson looks NOW

Photo of the YEAR!!!// Commercial of the year!

2009-07-17T21:57:00.006-04:00

Imma need you to click on that photo and view the fuckery at its best... LMAO He is fierce he is "All day whaddit do" to its fullest. Putting all you bitches to rest I am still laughing at this as i type.

And i present to you a commercial that circulating on Twitter, about natural weave CTFU MUST SEE!

Kid Fury Presents: Club DON'TS

2009-07-14T18:55:00.004-04:00

I know y'all have seen from [Kid Fury] this but i gotta push it in your face like the local girl that's thirsty for attention. But when he talked about burning those Chinese slippers i got up and cheered, Girls who wear Chinese slippers deserve to be flat footed, suffer from cut up toes, and probably be an eternal jump off with no hope. Ugh and we all have a friend that got them bitches in EVERY damn colour of the rainbow, to match their big ass weightlifting belt or ugly ass silver bag.

Who the fuck started this "I'm so different form you hoes" shit? I suspect Grace Jones she was shitting on us before geisha even saw her first horse tail. It then began to spread quicker then T1N1 (the tiny swine flu variant) and every artist, hood rat, and freshies off the boat hopped on this bandwagon.

I say NO, and no person tranny or Laquesha deserves respect if they got these on and they aren't being forced to wear them! Bitch, Boom, Bye!

Your Update on National Fuckery

2009-07-10T05:51:00.009-04:00

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[All things Khia]

Need I say more?

[Presidential]

First of all, I Love our president (Yea, I'm Canadian but he's still our president irregardless) but, these pictures look hilarious! I almost pulled a Brandy in regards to driving while looking at them, the other version of "pulling a Brandy" is getting kicked from a label apparently *insert side eye*

[Craigslist]

Busted Tranny Check List

Fake ass Carol Brady Wig bought from the Korean market (Check)
Pursed lips to show off your peen sucking abilities (Check)
Over sized sunglasses while living in the Bronx (Tranny Fail)

[Last but not Least...Candid]

LMAO i thought that white thing in her head was nut from some random ass buster, but clearly she is going for the "Super Saiyan Negro" look.

And who the fuck are you?

2009-07-02T03:34:00.004-04:00

Skeet? Or find the Receipt?

Ummm okay was I the only one who thought this bitch was T-Boz from TLC? I was like "poor soul" never learned form her bankruptcies with this low budget ass video that's not even remotely interesting. You know they bought the camera at target and returned it when the shooting was done. Well, anyways i googled her ass and found out her name is Trish Campbell, i can't even find her on Wikipedia... Explain to me who she is... I am so through with this talk singing movement. And Death to all quick weaves that look like shit.

The creature that lives under North Carolina

2009-07-02T03:04:00.003-04:00

Ewww when i saw that video i was like what the fuck this had to be where Ciara was created, or at the very least what happen when everyone flushed their Fantasy Ride albums down the toilet where it belongs, but really all this is is a bunch of nasty ass annelid worms that coil together in the lack of soil. I know you must be disappointed this isn't what you expected to come out of Tiny's swollen body, but it is what it is. I however expected this to be what Wesley snipes facial cloth looks like after he washed his face.

This shit right here... Literally in india

2009-06-28T06:38:00.011-04:00

My best friend is visiting India and she told me how her ass almost fainted when she saw the toilet, or lack there of. She sent me e-mails and i could detect the e-tears cause she said it's just a friggin hole in the ground and they don't even provide tissue. GOT DAYUM! You have to squat and ~~Ciara~~ defecate into a HOLE (no r-kelly), only time North Americans squat is when they are about to land on a peen.

Please click the pictures to see the toilet and INSTRUCTIONS (I'm sorry but if i need instructions on how to use a toilet i simply ain't shitting)

Um, I'm sorry but i need a toilet seat, toilet paper, and an Enya CD to get my bowel going (Stop playing around you know Enya's cd loosens up your bowels, it's instant BM on a damn audio format)

Youtube Video of the Year LMAO

2009-06-21T23:43:00.003-04:00

I'm gonna tickle your ass with my tongue as you know "I'm well hung" Gonna make you laugh wiggle and squirt with just one push you'll say "ooo that hurts"

I QUIT!

Happy Fathers Day!!!

2009-06-21T16:23:00.004-04:00

Unlike y'all with great fathers mine is a selfish ass he-bitch, so i spoiled my mother today as she played the role of both mother and father. Today is not without fuckery though! I present you with what appears to be Keyshia Cole's grandmother?! You tell me.

[Blame Rissa for this shit]

Hairstyles by Geisha! // New Song

2009-06-18T16:30:00.007-04:00

We all need to step up our entrepreneur game cause geisha is killing it. Hairdresser slash rapper, why she so fashionable!? *jealous* the one with the Blue hair though... oh okay lemme get you a drink cause we know you thuuuurstaayyyy in that club.

As for this "new" song "swet'n me.... It's not the summer anthem "shittin on you hoes" was but it will do FOR NOW!

Side-Eye Monday!

2009-06-15T20:06:00.004-04:00

[Picture Source]

WOAH, If looks can cut Sarkozy's wife would be a dead woman right now. Why the hard face Michelle? She looking at that lady like the lady is stealing all her beauty away. And on that note imma leave it to y'all to caption this shit right here.

Too Wong Foo thanks for Everything! [Update]

2009-06-10T06:09:00.003-04:00

I know I know this is an old post but i HAD TO Bring it back up like a bulimic [bad joke] hell even for shits and giggles i uploaded it with her beautiful most recent. She still look like Wesley snipes though....But seriously if you had gums this fierce would you at least TRY to hide them? *going to hell*

I'm sorry i was watching Cheryl Underwood on tv the other day and I Had a That's so raven flashback. DOESNT SHE LOOK LIKE WESLEY "Blacker than Tar" SNIPES!?!?! My soul near leaped out of my body her gum to teeth ratio is disturbing my spirit something fierce.... But i digress..

Another Spectacular Parody (CTFU)

2009-06-10T00:08:00.007-04:00

WOAH NOOOO... Why did he go off with the poor aunt Jemima maple syrup... and he had to be so extra and put that salami stunt in there huh? uh uh uh! I SEE YOU CHAD!! and [Marissa] You aint shit for sending me this.. You need to fall back!

Candlelight Vigil: Victims of Island Dick Syndrome

2009-06-08T19:59:00.009-04:00

*Tyra Tears*

Island Dick Destroys LIVES, I'm out to call BET and ask for a telethon to raise funds for treatment and prevention.

IDS seems innocent and normative at first you're getting a sweet person from the islands who treats you well, buys you food, rubs your nasty ass feet, and makes your pussy whistle sweet tunes in the morning. But this toe-curling fun comes with a price.

It takes a turn for the worse....

Soon you find that your islander is in your pussy more than a tampon, always wanting to be hitting it up even when aunt flow is about to jump in on your life
Soon you will be carrying a kid in a stroller and in each arm because your ass will be pregnant as soon as your ovaries release the eggs
"If it hasn't came once it's come twice cut the welfare check thanks" - Your ass wont be able to work because of the screaming kids who you will probably name some island ass name (I see you LaQuanda)
Once your career goes downhill, so does the rest of your damn senses, you'll start looking like shit, you'll start switching up religions preaching shit and then soon your life will be like Ciara's Fantasy Ride... Shit. (you knew that was coming)

The spokesperson for this deadly syndrome: Lauryn Hill. R.Marley done turn her out bust her open and leave her senseless, but I honestly miss her and her music, but imma need her to get this shit out her system before she comes back

So in the end try not to become a victim of IDS, and Lettuce pray for the ones tho are affected by it. Amen.

I see you DOWNLOW MEN! / Real TALK

2009-06-05T19:16:00.002-04:00

Y'all know about DL central Atlanta, I got more stories about the fuckery that happens there than All my children and Days of our lives combined.

All i got to say is DL men ain't shit neither for a plethora of reasons! and i will demonstrate two for you all summed up in two nice clickable thumbnails!

All i gotta say is.... WOWWWWWWWWW he got that DL game proper!

And this one talks about how his ass got busted open till all the white meat showed...

Let me push aside my fuckery for a hot minute and give some of you ladies some "real talk":

Yes, Downlow men are flat out disgusting and people blame them for many STD infections, but they aren't the sole central issue. The biggest reason for causes of STDs is the lack of a condom and unfaithfulness PERIOD. I see some people say "My man faithful to me no matter what" and two seconds later he boinking another broad unprotected.

Every other day i hear my friends tell other girls "Girl you betta be careful he may be on the DOWNLOW"... What about if he fucking other women? Where is the concern for that? Do women NOT have diseases to?

Lemme give you information some hoodrats don't take into consideration: The thugs you see and some of the ones you date have been to prison and in prison male on male fucking is normative. Some guys who truly aren't gay are forced into having gay sex situations (and remember sex is against the rules hence why no condoms are passed out in prison) and once they get out and back into having sex with women, the same women who stupidly don't use protection- PRESTO! You got high rates of HIV and other STDs.

But instead some of y'all get your nails done, get your hair did, and go "OOO beware the Downlow men". If we aren't honest with ourselves about what the dangers are, how the FUCK can we address the real problems? Don't focus on one area of the problem look at it overall and don't suspect ever damn man you see of being DL cause even the ones you don't suspect may be.
Treat everyone as if they have the most nasty disease you can think of until you can truly believe you can put your life on the line for that hour or two of sexual pleasure (or even less if you got a two minute man) till then WRAP IT THE FUCK UP~

Another Spectacular spoof :(

2009-05-30T19:43:00.005-04:00

Some bitch ass nucca sent me this and i REBUKE YOU, this is a "this shit right here" moment for both spectacular AND whoever made this.

Geisha: Still shittin' on you hoes

2009-05-29T15:26:00.004-04:00

*Tyra tears* Move the FUCK over Khia, I got a new muse and its GEISHA. Her vocal range is on par with lil Kim and Trina mixed together in a hellish hoodrat mix. With Lyrics like

"Like shaq asked Kobe Tell me how my Ass TASTE!!!" and
"I be shittin' on you hoes till my ass is real sore"

Geisha will always have a place in my heart, and like Khia I need to thank Monsieur Fury for showing me the good side to hoodrat entrepreneurs.

Cragslist: Columbus Edition

2009-05-28T23:07:00.006-04:00

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CTFU- Save the environment- piss on a slave! You know R.Kelly began this piss fetish ish. I remember my friend telling me how he was gettin' it on with his girl when in the middle of the thumping she said "Piss in me" he said he didn't but I KNOW he did- Both of them nasty and both of them sitll get the paper cup treatment to this day.

LMAO How many he bitches "she" fool? wit dem plastic titties I C U Mark!

Aww Imma need one of y'all to throw him some of that couscous cause this guy straight up NEEDS IT!

Under construction!!!!

2009-05-28T21:09:00.005-04:00

I'm renovating this shit! lol so the followers list and the Blog roll (including my buddies YKYDAW, Rissa and Quick's Catch up) wont show up till i'm 95% done! A fellow canadian who happens to be a designer made me a LOGO! *pisses self* so the site is going to be WONKY AS HELL! :) Stay tuned !

Hoodrat RE-WRITE!!!!!

2009-05-23T14:50:00.005-04:00

Okay at work yesterday I was getting bored so i popped in one of my FAVOURITE HOODRAT tracks from down south, Remy Ma (and Whacki-O's) Pussy Whip Game Proper. So my co-worker and I were so bored we made the following lyrics to the songs track (my verses are in bold; YEA I'm corny). I may Make an audio clip of me rapping it if i get bored enough, move the fuck over Eli Porter Robby is going to REPRESENT!

Original

Ba na na na na bo bo nana
the dyck grab them and have them
just acting like a god damn fool
see the dyck is kinda like a hose
always wetting hoodrat hoes
I don't even have to kick off my shoes

I make them pop that lipgloss low (cause i got them dyck whipped)
They never tell me no (cause i got them dyck whipped)
Cars, Phones, and clothes (and i ain't got to bite the clit)
I got a real proper dick

I ride them like a rent-a- car
Don't be sucking on my neck that's what the dyck is for
show the penis some respect!~

Be like a kitty and lick dem damn balls
I'll feed you caviar
shoot you up some sweet milk

I fuck the bitch like a maniac
My head is on another level and i'm a brainiac
You see dem new SLRs thats what i'm naming that

Yea these bitches got me revved -asking me where the sperm is at?
I got some good woody.

(interlude and Remy Ma part)

Dash Monkey Lotion PON THEM FACE!!!

2009-05-19T17:51:00.006-04:00

I reiterate I do NOT fuck with those iffy bitches anymore... seriously especially them crazy ass ones -IVE SEEN "Behind A SMILE"!!! Anyways Monkey Lotion is simply a chemical acid crazy heffas carry in their purses to throw at attackers... or in some cases hoodrats that picked the wrong time to put their three cents in (aka their Life savings). This is why if i ever get in an argument (especially with those beastly creatures) and i don't KNOW where the person's hand is I put my one cent in nigganese (at a distance) and start FAST WALKING. TRUST!!! Once I see knife or gun I will start grabbing up the nearest fool and using them as body armour, Love life way too much!
Anyways-- I Made this crappy little video explaining the situation in almost every damn African movie i see. You owe it to yourself to buy one of those Nollywood 3 dollar movies every time you pass by a hair shop (I get mine at those African Hair stores, next to the bleaching cream).

Craigslist: Lesbian Edition

2009-05-10T06:30:00.006-04:00

NOW! Onto the Craigslist Ads of fuckery

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Uh huh she needs a ride or die bitch HUH!??! Anyone need to contact her she looks like she can lick bitches to an inch of their ovaries...

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What the fuck is this the year of the pussy monsters? Don't know why but her tits disturb me, but she said she is thick so know what they say about thick girls and thick lips.....

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I have no hate on this one she is CUTE! If i was Wanda Sykes she can take my furburger for take out all day everyday! and I am still dying at what she said "I'm in need of something sweet... could it be YOU?" This needs to be on a shirt!

But real talk, I have one lesbian friend who is probably more manly than I. Bitch knows how to fix cars and ish- I can't even tune a bike. But real talk, the other night we were drinking some wine out of a box when she said how she used to "wrap it up" when sex sessions get to long with her girlfriend by using Ky tingly jelly on the ~~nature's Rubik cube~~ clit. Oh lordy I need some new friends really and truly, cause my heart cannot take anymore of this fuckery.

Free Chicken? GOD DAMN!

2009-05-05T23:13:00.008-04:00

First of all Fuck you America, I WANT SOME FREE CHICKEN! If you didn't know Oprah is giving away free grilled chicken via KFC, and Canadians can't get it. I know KFC GRILLED CHICKEN!!?!?! GOT DAYUM! *excuse my niggatry* I don't buy into that shit, this is the governments way to get back at black people.
The KKK in their headquarters like... "Hmm, yall bitches remember niggas were shooting at each other for popeyes? Imagine free KFC." LMAO Imagine if they were giving away free ribs, the streets will run red with blood.... Nucca's blood. But, I digress, in this recession even my ass would tackle bitches for free anything. Oh jolly gosh, money getting so tight i could fuck it and smoke a cigarette after, If the recession gets any worse I'm gonna be turning tricks in craigslist like the one below (click for larger version biatch!).

BEST.FETISH.EVER

2009-05-02T03:26:00.003-04:00

*BIG AZZ SIGH* LMAO I was checking my e-mails when i got this Craigslist post. What What What!?! Fannypack fucking? This recession has everyone in a twist :( LMAO @ "As my wife cheers like i'm in the Olympics." Special Olympics Game.Proper. Click the picture to blow out the fuckery

Where's T-Boz?

2009-04-29T15:42:00.004-04:00

Real Talk- I don't know why she is known for being a singer....She can't sing! She sounds like she said "Fuck smoking I'm just gonna swallow the cigarettes while gurgling some hair gel."
I Blame her for this "Phone sex voice" singing the music industry lives on recently (*cough* Ciara*cough*). And i blame her for mushroom haircuts, except she went the extra mile and added those Jewish side-hair thingies.

But I digress, She was on top, went bankrupt went to the middle and got lower. I remember when she had that sale at her house and how i wanted the No scrubs outfit they wore in their video for some ~~roleplay~~ historical collection. I ONLY have this advice for her through a youtube clip I made =D.

Who the fuck is Asher Roth?

2009-04-23T22:16:00.003-04:00

So anyways I was on Twitter and Asher Roth (Next up and coming white raper ala Eminem) said some racist ass shit. "Nappy Headed Hoes"? first of all not all hoes are nappy headed.... just MOST they just seem non nappy cause all that hair is stuffed under a wig.Black, white, asian all heads get nappy when you're too busy spreading legs for coins to wash it. And second I do not understand what the fuck the big deal is... YOU (the 3 people reading this) WEREN'T CHECKING FOR HIS WHITE LITTLE ASS! Hell his I love college single wasn't even that hot. NEXT! But Big Blogs will talk about it (Thanks Angel From Concrete Loop for the snap!).

Crackhead's 10 Commandments

2009-04-21T11:41:00.001-04:00

1) Thou shalt not covet thy fellow crackheads crumbs.
2) Thou Shalt not steal from thy carpet tweekers "findings" (Ramen noodles, popcorn,paint chips,etc.) SUCK MY DICK BITCH
3) Thou Shalt not stress
4) Thou Shalt not tell a crack lie
5) Thou Shalt not pretend to be horny.
6) Thou Shalt not "test" thy carpet "findings" on thy neighbors pipe.
7) Thou Shalt not steal (or switch) thy neighbors brillo.
8) Thou Shalt not be paranoid by crack illusions.
9) Thou Shalt not peek through any peepholes
10) And last but not least ... Stop hating and start appreciating and next time you see me. Start Compensating!

ALRIGHTY THEN! I just have one question to ask WHO IS RESPONSIBLE!? I don't know any crackheads but i keep side eyeing my one friend she snorts A LOT and every time we go out and i give her change to buy something she never giving the change back.... Imma be on her like matlock from now on.

Rihanna returning to work

2009-04-17T06:53:00.005-04:00

*BIG ASS SIGH* And here i thought people took a year off to recover from beatings... But I digress Rihanna will be in the United Arab Emirates on May 28 while ~~deafening~~ performing in front of 25,000 people. Okay i'm tired of this shit- SHE CAN'T SING! Bitch sounds like a seagull with down syndrome. BUT (I'm trying to get some good karma in my life) She is a pretty girl ~~even with a head bigger than mine~~.

Bow Wow being hella bored

2009-04-16T15:24:00.010-04:00

So on Twitter- Bow Wow announced he was going to do a live cam show-My bored self wanted to know how Bow Wow's Tranny Relationships are doing (no, not Ciara the other one). But HOLY SHIT it was terrible- most of these girls were like 14 talking about dick and getting backshots, what really surprised me was this 45 yo woman (screen name GROWNASSWOMAN) wanted to be his bitch. Anyways after all that heated pussy moments he showed around his condo, ignoring Questions about Ciara and her SheNis only to laugh every time her name was spammed. I have way too much time on my hands. And I will ignore the ish he talked about when he said he feels uncomfy letting a gay barber do his nappy head, with his tangy self BITCH BOOM!

Da brat must be real happy....

2009-04-15T03:17:00.005-04:00

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MISS HARRIS!

A lot of things have crossed my mind when thinking of Da Brat... Is she a lesbian? Has she ever been with a man? Does she drop the soap on purpose in prison? Yes She's still in prison for busting some waitress's head in with a bottle in Janet Jackson's ~~child's~~ I mean boyfriend's studio. Prison MUST be heaven for lesbians.. I mean you can make that couscous pop with a bar of soap, hands, or in Da Brat's case fists (you know she one of dem "imma beat that puccy up" type of lesbuns). Da Brat looks like a straight up pussy monster- girls gon have to sleep with they hands between they legs!
But I digress, she getting more action than me. HMPH!

Edit: Whoever e-mailed me to point out her wonk eyes needs to go to HELL!

(Original picture jacked from Sandra Rose)

Twitter!

2009-04-05T16:40:00.004-04:00

Yes I got on twitter but in Canada it hasn't taken off yet so i'll just stalk some of y'all asses till my friends jump on the bandwagon. Here is My Twitter, Follow me and i'll follow you OR I'll just stalk ya by you sending me your twitter. Let the e-fuckery begin!

Play with my Light Saber... Huh

2009-03-31T18:33:00.006-04:00

Okay this is my first post from my phone! Anyways I know about craigslist but me and my "holy" self refuses to dwell there to even look for jobs moreover post shit. I check my "ghetto" e-mail and see FRESH FROM THE PRESSES some post a fellow Torontonian (thanks "cjaydude") sent to me.

(Click picture for Larger version)

Edit: HOLY SHIT He even got the wig *dead*

Um okay......Star wars role play eh? I myself never role played ever but I DEFINITELY would try this scenario- Me: Person at an ATM Other: Broken ATM machine that spills money. I'm getting perked thinking about it.

Your Brother in Christ,
Rob

Nigga say WHAT?

2009-03-29T16:52:00.003-04:00

Please Decipher this for me....

Bois out here got one thing on their mind, trynna get IN like Verizon, but don't wanna sign a contract. Now they mad cuz niggas raisin the bar like Cingular and not givin a FUCK bout these lame ASS excuses. Please don't be alarmed when they don't give you anytime like TMobile, busy signals left and right, and more disconnects than Metro Pcs. Just in case you were wondering, this aint no pay as you go...if you're lookin for a roll over plan, Sprint to the next nigga. Needless to say, come correct!

Did This Nigga use Cell phone Companies in his sex profile? This is the number one reason why I hate being black sometimes i'm gonna be all slick and start saying i'm Puerto Rican Chico! And don't ask why i was looking at craigslist ads I was bored! Don't Judge!~

Lock up him bloodclaat!!!

2009-03-24T02:15:00.001-04:00

"a Bin Laden a you fucking uncle"
"lock up him bloodclaat...charge him a thousand pounds."
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make this woman the new Face of Canada's Anti Smoking campaign!!!
This is my new ringtone LOL, and THIS NEVER GETS OLD!

Chris Brown & Rihanna Story summed up with....

2009-03-20T22:30:00.001-04:00

SOCK PUPPETS GTFO

Woman gets longstroked by a damn dog....smdh

2009-03-18T21:35:00.005-04:00

Okay so this woman takes her laptop to the police cause she suspects her boyfriend at the time was downloading child porno....But! Her laptop contained files of her getting that couscous worked over by her DAMN DOG. WOOOF WOOOF BITCH LOL! That is so nasty, If i was the boy friend id be feeling like a hot mess she had to run to an animal to make that couscous pop!

View Original Story over at The smoking Gun

Chris Brown and Rihanna the new Ike and Tina?

2009-03-10T23:43:00.008-04:00

YES HE CAN! I'm beginning a new "BROWNS BEAT BITCHES" movement cause really...

It went from her beating the herpes off her face....

To them singing a love song together? What's the title going to be? Love Hurts? LOL Or "Eat the fucking cake Anna Mae" featuring Bobby Brown and Ike Turner from the grave.

But Here's Chris Brown that Trick it's the advice you give your home girl if that hoodrat gives you side eye that cuts your soul.

Too hot to handle....

2009-03-09T18:38:00.003-04:00

.......EXPLAIN! (click for larger picture)

BUMBACLOTT!!!

2009-03-05T21:19:00.003-05:00

"'AN him call me bak cause my pusseh REAL GUD!"

C.Alexis HELL NAH!!! We can't be friends after this fuckery!

The Tang is strong in these ones...

2009-03-04T22:50:00.004-05:00

So I'm late in posting this one Thank yu Tanya for sending this in..... I'll pass on commenting the Bey stans will kill me in my sleep if i do.

WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD THE YAKI! Is that big titty girl a GUY CTFU Yahweh take me higher but not next to prince please!

Breezy + RiRi= forever ever ever!

2009-02-28T07:02:00.004-05:00

(Jacked from http://youknowyoudeadazzwrong.blogspot.com)

According to People magazine, Chris Brown and the woman he reportedly assaulted severely, Rihanna, have "reunited". Apparently, they are spending time together at one of Sean "Diddy" Combs's homes. "They're together again. They care for each other," a source tells the magazine. "While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves." In its latest issue, PEOPLE reports that Brown called Rihanna on her 21st birthday one week ago. "He called to wish her happy birthday," a source told the magazine. "They've reached out to each other. It's been mutual."

So many questions why they reunite in a bitch beater's house? Why she take him back? Is he really gon' change? I don't know the full story but way back in my dating game days my ex-gf used to beat my ass and i took her back, but then again she threw that couscous at me like the world was gonna end so.....Love is Blind?!?!? Uh uh uh

But okay.... This makes no DAYUM sense imma ignore this like i ignore the economic recession we having. *continues to sip his blood coffee from Starbucks in his blood clothes from H&M while wearing his blood diamonds from Africa.

LET THE BEATINGS BEGINS!

When Keeping it real goes WRONG!!

2009-02-28T06:36:00.003-05:00

"What's Really Hood Bitch?"

*dead*
I DO NOT fuck with bitches cause of the recent advances in technology. I found out that you can reverse look up peoples fucking address through they telephone numbers, and with google maps you can stalk bitches with while avoiding traffic and picking up a knife at your local point of interest (LMBAO).
Anyways some drama occurred in the CRACKBOX at my girl mo's site YKYDAW and I immediately thought of this clip from The great Chappelle. People too damn serious!!!

Put a dot on it!!!

2009-02-26T06:18:00.003-05:00

I'm DEAD Yahweh accept me into your arms! I'm crying at "Throw some rice UP!!!" :'(

[Trying something new]

2009-02-26T00:35:00.004-05:00

This lowly little almost renovated blog is is actually getting more page views than i initially expected (i expected 5... LMAO). So I've been getting a lot of e-mails about different random ass things hell even some for advice ( I AIN'T JOKING LOL!). So every 3 weeks or so i'm going to post an email with my response (no names or idenity given away of course). It could be about anything! and i'll answer it. The more ghetto the better!

The E-Mail is Spreadthathate@gmail.com SEND IT IN!

Ku Klux Klan is alive and burning

2009-02-21T22:04:00.006-05:00

So there i was drinking Crystal Champagne with bitches tripping all over me but then i woke up from my dream to see this shit in my INBOX...

Klan members gather at a cross 'lighting' in Scottsboro, Alabama

Massa tolds me not to treads on Alabahma waters! lol That picture was taken THIS YEAR SON! Woo i feel for you Americans in Canada if there's a racist not only will the ethnic be beating they asses but their inter racial lovers as well ( I see you night riders!). Damn SHAME, but honestly i wish there were a couple of people they take out -heres the list.

Khia
Khia's arieolas
A certain lesbian blogger LOL! ( I AIN'T SAYING SHIT)
Lil Mama and her alter ego Lil bow Wow
Wesley Snipes... (I'm tired of hearing you black as.. and we all know he darker than ebonite)
SAMWELL!!!!

(y'all 3 readers should suggest some)

Goodbye Chris Brown's Career

2009-02-20T02:49:00.004-05:00

I literally shed a tear at this picture.... PLEASE if this photo isn't photoshopped do not support Chris Brown there is NO excuse for a man to beat a woman NONE. I wasn't going to post this picture out of respect but guess what i don't give a fuck CB should be in prison regardless of all the rumours people saying. Rihanna i hope your team of lawyers put the scum that is Chris Brown where he belongs beneath all our feet. And no i will NOT make a cover-girl make up joke at this serious subject.

Is this your brother?

2009-02-17T20:34:00.003-05:00

What in the Gay terrorist hell...
Is that you Gaymonn? You so Fetch girl (IM GONNA MAKE THAT WORD HAPPEN)

sucks teeth

2009-02-11T21:22:00.003-05:00

I HATE MO (for this microsecond) cause she showed me this DAMN video
"What you need to do is stop fucking with them boys and get yourself a man."
"What you need to do is stop fucking with dem horses and get yourself some hair."
*Laid Out*

Currently UNDER construction!

2009-02-11T10:42:00.004-05:00

LOL i'm fiddling with the sites HMTL codes my like 6 readers lol check back in 2 weeks! (less if i get my know it all friend to do it for FREE!)

UPDATE: My azz is getting tired lol i'm 1/2 done and i tweaked an already made lay out now time to tweak it some more like a horny lesbian

Tranny Models Surplus

2009-02-11T08:38:00.024-05:00

So there i was getting up this morning doing my prayers like i always do (Woo i can feel Lucifer breathing on my neck as i typed that ish) when i see THIS IN MY GOD DAMN INBOX.

W.T.F Is This busted ass tranny doing modeling? He got variants of the same WIG [I SEE YOU SKU DARK BROWN(#2), and DARK AUBURN(#33)]. I ain't mad at him though you go on feel sexy while trying to fool bitches with that lil pink crystal. The Raw emotion in his face disturbs my soul something FIERCE.

*drops mic and exits stage left*

Happy Slap a Heffa Day

2009-02-09T22:08:00.002-05:00

This .gif is for YOU!

Chris Brown gave Rihanna a beat down?

2009-02-09T08:47:00.004-05:00

For some odd reason i got some e-mails/ texts about this fuckery while watching the Grammy and my response is as such... "BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!"

I got tired of this heffa from Umbrella days and she may be pretty but she's rather talentless. Too bad her umbrella doesn't deflect punches, with all those damn STAR tats bitch finally seeing stars BWAHAHAHA.... but seriously kids abuse isn't the answer unless its against Rihanna's herpes. Chris Brown probably threw some Abreva on that bitch. *dies*

Bask in her Glory

2009-02-07T13:37:00.001-05:00

Please Ladies make this your ringtone in support for the thug queen!

The red birds are dead birds (CARDINALS SUCK!!!)

2009-02-02T08:36:00.004-05:00

All i Gotta say is something i typed out @ Fresh's site.

Everybody let's calmly sit down and give grace upon the food before us... Anyone want KFC- Kentucky fried Cardinal cause THEY LOST BWHAHHAHAHAHAH Trifling bitches drink up in our win *sprays ciroc all over you bitches*
Thisshitrighthere

Amen

My View on Snuggies

2009-01-31T04:35:00.000-05:00

All summed up in one video LOL

Ciara Never Ever Music Video

2009-01-30T22:15:00.004-05:00

This Joker still releasing singles... I'll comment fully later. And was that a walking dildo in the begining of the video my friend would love that shit.

Buddy Holly Glasses need to die!!!!!

2009-01-30T03:44:00.006-05:00

I hate whoever brought these frames form the grave, THEY ARE NOT HIP! Why the fuck do people even wear glasses when they don't need to I don't comprehend back in my day when I was forced to wear these frames with the thick ass lenses they were declared ugly, now out of no where you ain't shit if you don't have one. You know it's fucked up when they got animal-human hybrids following the swag.

I give up!

FINAL FANTASY 13!!!!!!

2009-01-30T01:39:00.003-05:00

I bet my five readers didn't know i love playing video games! While most of you are going "what the fuck" try playing a game sometime!!! Unfortunately this game wont be released till next year but i'll survive with all this school work.

Unknown Music minute - Sharon Leal Comfort me

2009-01-27T06:17:00.006-05:00

She was born in Tucson, Arizona (wow I'm surprised there weren't lynchings there) to a Black father and Filipino mother, later adopted by a different father (Jesse Leal, master sergeant). She began in daytime TV (Guiding Light) where she then joined Broadway RENT (Team America Made fun of this with "Everyone had AIDS"). She then land a role in DreamGirls as the 4th Dream (BWAHAHAH J.Hud's Character got kicked out and replaced by her). She has then starred in a slew of other black ensemble cast such as Why did i get married, This Christmas, etc ,etc

Anyways here's a song from the move Soul Men starring deceased Bernie "Jangle Leg" Mac and Shouting L Jackson called Comfort Me.

Keri Hilson Control ME

2009-01-24T04:03:00.007-05:00

This song sounds like my antics in bed, albeit i don't like being the one "controlled or picked up and put on a wall." But, really and truly i hope... (shit i forgot her name LOL well i'll call her penis head cause she always has penis head shaped haircuts) does well cause I actually liked "Energy" and "Turning me on".

Youtube: Clip of the day

2009-01-23T02:54:00.005-05:00

What in the white power ranger hell....Is this what Mexican's do in their spare time? I'm not even going to continue with my witty fuckery cause this clip makes me laugh and cry.

Zordon would not approve!!!

Brandy: Bring it back/ Ciara Don't Remember

2009-01-17T22:34:00.006-05:00

I'm personally not of fan of miss.murderer's recent attempt at making an album but my 4 readers probably would like this unreleased song.

[Download]

(both from music is the heart of my soul)

I miss my old "goodies/Promise" Ciara but from what i heard from her latest album leaks... it sucks but as Dora the explorer would say "Flopper stop flopping."

[Download Ciara Dont remember]

OH NOOOOOOOOO: Swagger Jacking

2009-01-10T10:20:00.006-05:00

I seriously hate antbee from The bocks (awesome social network from Crunktastcal) for uploading this fuckery LOL!

Jump offs need to stay in their lane

2009-01-10T08:38:00.007-05:00

I know some of y'all know about the drama between Notorious B.I.G , his wife, and his many jump offs. First of all KIM needs to find a version of her face to love moreover have the time to hate the (I BET CRAPPY) movie, she's just mad miss swan from MADTV didn't play her. I'm sorry i can't listen to someone who does not even love any part of their body moreover themselves.

FAITH handled the situation in a civilized ho manner she knew she was on the same level of his jump offs and was already banging in her new hubby when he died. She's one of those hos that get easily preggo every damn man she spread her legs for she later has to spread her legs again to pop a kid out. I sadly failed ho-ology 101 but maybe she knew that a kid means $$$?

Charlie Baltimore was supposedly his number one jump off (maybe her pu$$y was the shit) and you don't see her as making no fits cause she KNEW her lane.

So to sum it all up Hoes and Jump offs...STAY IN YOUR DAMN LANE once that person nuts on your damn body exit stage left please and shut the fuck up, no one wants to put a ring on it nor have no kids (on purpose). So don't say this "love" shit or start drama just get that nut and leave- easy peazy lemon squeezy

NSFW Stan for KHIA (po thang... bless her heart)

2009-01-01T08:51:00.001-05:00

Pledge Allegiance TO DEM NIPPLES BITCH!!
No Organic piece of dirt BRINGS IT LIKE THE QUEEN KHIA

Yea you know that "My Neck, My Back" girl- she singing about all that sexual shit cause she ain't getting no dick except the one that runs on d batteries.

Every time i see her i wanna Break her Neck, her back and put my boots up her damn crack- she looks and sounds like a minstrel show :(

(watches as all his 5 readers shake they damn heads)

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!

2009-01-01T05:52:00.001-05:00

"nut ANYWHERE on my face and u guna see glory...trust"
Thundacat

And as a fellow commenter on YKYDAW said I HOPE you all see GLORY this year and may happiness follow you well through the rest of the year :)

OKAY LAST POST of this year!!!!

2008-12-28T01:15:00.000-05:00

REALLY? Like seriously he has his pinky finger out.... the pursed lips while sucking on a long straw (practice for something bigger i guess?) dem sheila E inspired/ ear lobe bedazzler earrings... I can't. Is this a hot look Jehovah's witness? And stop ringing my doorbell asking if i heard the good news!

"No one No one No oneeeee Can suck that peen like i can sureelllyy dooo" (sanging voice)

2008-12-28T00:59:00.001-05:00

Watch Alicia Keys take it to the hilt.... Is she serious is this how swizz beatz or whatever his name is gets his peen sucked? GTFO imma call her "deep throat." She looks hungry as hell.... can somebody say "Lack of dick" please LOL

(pics from Necole Bitchie)

Imma give you a little 'Kandi' before this year ends...

2008-12-27T21:59:00.001-05:00

OKAY know what... my head hurts LOL WTH? You know niggas are gonna be hitting this shim up LOL i wonder if this shim got the guy parts attached still.... but seriously... what's up with the picture and the toilet seat? I see the raw emotion in "Kandi's" (WTH get a non cliche name if you gon be a girl) eyes but what i put my azz on to take a shit is rather distracting. BUT i will say ONE nice thing it's wig game is PROPER putting some of you girls to SHAME. I'm terrified for the current generation of girls they not only have to compete with other females but these tyra trannies. Why he look like the girl from American IDOL *CTFU*

(you aint shit "Randy" for sending me this)

Whoopi... That you girl?

2008-12-27T21:08:00.000-05:00

LAWD- LOL when is saw this picture on YKYDAW I IMMEDIATELY thought she Swagger jacked Whoopi's Goldberg's character from the Lion King (YOU know Shenzi) LAWD (in Shirley Temple voice) the bangs are killing me ever so softly. ANd no i will not insert a "the colour purple" joke cause them jokes sho is ugly.

Slumdog Millionaire DVD Screener

2008-12-24T23:18:00.000-05:00

To introduce a bit of taste into some of y'all lives I'm offering this download of one of the best movies of this year... I personally agree especially when you see all the garbage they released through out the year.

Download [700 MB D/L] (taken from amazing site musicistheheartofoursoul)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS (and happy new year if my lazy ass don't get to posting)

2008-12-24T16:53:00.000-05:00

My ass is kicking back with the love (s) of my life and of course family to enjoy the holiday festivities. So Merry Christmas, Crazy Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Merry Goat f*cking lawd knows what ya'll celebrate. But, we all know ONE THING! Those damn Jehovah's Witnesses ain't getting shit no wonder they so damn bitter.
HAHAHA COOLLLLDDDD BLOODDEDDDD

So to all my Three awesome readers Happy holidays
and may your holidays be filled with Joy!

XOXOXOXO (only thing you getting from me for free...Actually fuck that give me $5)
Love Rob!

I’m a a diva...I’m a I’m a a diva

2008-12-23T04:33:00.000-05:00

-If you ain't getting money then you ain't got nothing for me-
PREACH GIRL

Watch as hoodrats do this "diva dance" in clubs in 3...2...1

(On a side note did you see Kelly Rowland in the trunk she was in the shot next to TBOZ and her bankruptcy claim)

Halo

Why putting a man that's better looking than the man your married to in a video is beyond me.

I'm driving on your roads- killing your womenz

2008-12-22T08:52:00.000-05:00

So after 4 years of hiatus and disappearing-crash into a cars killing people- then reappearing she releases called "HUMAN" *CRACKS THE FUCK UP* "Yea accidents happen i'm human y'all!" I'm not gonna hate on her though her ass is making this album to save funds just in case she has to pay the family of the woman she killed, so you'll see her ass on every damn thing she can get her hands on. So anyways I heard her new single is a track named "long distance" (AKA the long distance i drove before i slayed that woman) *DEAD* anything that even remotes to driving has a joke in itself, eh? Maybe shes trying to tell us something through her music i mean her first single was Right here('s where i killed that woman, Ray). Okay I'll stop.

We all know she ain't driving NOWHERE-fuck saying the stereotypical my driving is rather "asian" im gonna start saying "I'm driving like brandy tonight". Imma call her need for speed.

*DEAD*

Partner let me upgrade you.....

2008-12-21T21:58:00.000-05:00

Seriously you know your the shit when gays copy you i mean look at Cher and Madonna *shudders* i'm angry at them boys legs *jealous* and those shoes i bet they shop at aldos. And apparently a hotel got a Bey impersonator to entertain their guests GTFO that don't even look like BEY albeit the weave gel back (AKA camel hump) and baby hairs are on SPOT

____FLATLINES____

Aliens walk among us....

2008-12-19T23:47:00.000-05:00

*Speechless*

(Human? picture from Fresh's Crunktastical)

Isaiah washington that you?

2008-12-18T05:07:00.000-05:00

LAWD- I can't my friend forwarded these pictures to me from crunktastical and for some reason I'm completely flabbergasted about this bitch. Why his eyes so red/milky? Why does he have razor bumps and still think he sexy wexy with a lace front? Why can't he just pick a damn spot to paint on his mole an get done with it? Honestly why is his hair game more proper then some of these girls i see running up and down in the malls... I ain't even gonna continue with this shit LOL my ass is still laughing. I'm angry he took the time to put those "curls" and the end of his eyes *SMDH* Mr. Washington please get your cousin.

Clear it all out

2008-12-15T03:30:00.000-05:00

"When asked about his perspective on social issues--gay marriage, abortion--Prince tapped his Bible and said, "God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, 'Enough.' "

All i have to say about this is that this guy had to be tooting his booty up in the air with his butt out jeans.

And Jesus wept...

2008-12-15T02:45:00.000-05:00

Why the long face, baby?

For some reason every time i see Neyo's sister (Nikki Smith) i think of that old guy from The Halloween Tree (Moundshroud).

Why her chin look so sharp, like it could stab right through a bitch that gives her a dirty look. See if i was her my ass would pop on a religion that makes me wear one of those head scarves things to trick myself into someones arms. Like straight up whats wrong with her face- don't give me shit about we''re all made in the lord's image HELL NO I KNOW i ain't no model, but he doesn't want any part of this. This has to be the funniest looking bitch I've ever seen in my life!
I know I'm going straight to hell but i had to let this outta my soul- but seriously she can't be human.... is this some father fucking horse deal shit i can't. And Why is she holding them little tater tots, don't get her near my dog he'll howl at her damn face- moon faced heffa. Okay i seriously need to stop. Someone in her family must have some looks....

Lord... I can't say nothing more.

I blame American Idol

2008-12-13T02:27:00.000-05:00

Okay I have that SAME table and it has to be damn STRONG to hold this heffa up right here, but you wont see my ass get up on top of it. And, by the way those wedge shoes aren't the business.

P.S. If you zoom closely you can see the table shed a tear

Stan Minute: Amy Winehouse

2008-12-13T02:06:00.000-05:00

Yes, I love me some Amy Winehouse- she revived the whole retro music swag that even Solange tried to rock (but IMO failed miserably). She has the voice of 1000 crackheads that listened to a lot of old school blues music. I loved her CD so much i actually- get this- BOUGHT it (even though it was priced at Wal-mart for 3.99 >>), but any hoo. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER BITCH put down the crack pipe and bellow more crack filled tunes so i can love you some more.

Miss Celie can i ask for your advice on this case?

This sh*t right here - Shit'n on you hoes SEMI-ANNUALLY!

Fuckery of the day

Beyonce's Why don't you love me

gay men fighting at a welfare clinic.... Wait

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

The internet is fuckery in it's purest form

Toronto's version of "precious"

Downlow Coonery

Riddle Me This....

Toronto- You ain't shit sometimes

And the irrelevant walk the Earth...

This sh*t right here: Random sh*t edition

Bad Bitch: Asian Edition [NSFW]

Personal Edition: Vintage Hater

Are you Serious Mary? // WHITNEY'S BACK

Introducing Vogue Evolution

Beyonce a devil worshiper?

Riddle me this...

Amprogel + Hairshow= Death

Miss Can't get shit right // Ampro gel

Umm Okay...?

Photo of the YEAR!!!// Commercial of the year!

Kid Fury Presents: Club DON'TS

Your Update on National Fuckery

And who the fuck are you?

The creature that lives under North Carolina

This shit right here... Literally in india

Youtube Video of the Year LMAO

Happy Fathers Day!!!

Hairstyles by Geisha! // New Song

Side-Eye Monday!

Too Wong Foo thanks for Everything! [Update]

Another Spectacular Parody (CTFU)

Candlelight Vigil: Victims of Island Dick Syndrome

I see you DOWNLOW MEN! / Real TALK

Another Spectacular spoof :(

Geisha: Still shittin' on you hoes

Cragslist: Columbus Edition

Under construction!!!!

Hoodrat RE-WRITE!!!!!

Dash Monkey Lotion PON THEM FACE!!!

Craigslist: Lesbian Edition

Free Chicken? GOD DAMN!

BEST.FETISH.EVER

Where's T-Boz?

Who the fuck is Asher Roth?

Crackhead's 10 Commandments

Rihanna returning to work

Bow Wow being hella bored

Da brat must be real happy....

Twitter!

Play with my Light Saber... Huh

Nigga say WHAT?

Lock up him bloodclaat!!!

Chris Brown & Rihanna Story summed up with....

Woman gets longstroked by a damn dog....*smdh*

Chris Brown and Rihanna the new Ike and Tina?

Too hot to handle....

BUMBACLOTT!!!

The Tang is strong in these ones...

Breezy + RiRi= forever ever ever!

When Keeping it real goes WRONG!!

Put a dot on it!!!

[Trying something new]

Ku Klux Klan is alive and burning

Goodbye Chris Brown's Career

Is this your brother?

*sucks teeth*

Currently UNDER construction!

Tranny Models Surplus

Happy Slap a Heffa Day

Chris Brown gave Rihanna a beat down?

Bask in her Glory

The red birds are dead birds (CARDINALS SUCK!!!)

My View on Snuggies

Ciara Never Ever Music Video

Buddy Holly Glasses need to die!!!!!

FINAL FANTASY 13!!!!!!

Unknown Music minute - Sharon Leal Comfort me

Keri Hilson Control ME

This sht right here: Random sht edition

Woman gets longstroked by a damn dog....smdh

sucks teeth